Nice one Queef's.
Pizza for me tonight I think.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:20, archived)

home made, supermarket or delivery?
as a committed pizza nazi (I went all the way to Italy to eat at a specific pizzeria for my 50th), the Crosta & Mollica brand of frozen pizze are remarkably good. As are Gino 'I burgled Paul Young's house and am a sex pest' d'Acampo's.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:30, archived)

Homemade. I don't do pre-made shite here, Queef's.
Freshly made from an eatery of some sort is acceptable.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:32, archived)

I bought a baking steel which greatly assists my home pizze
But the seal on my oven is shit and I really struggle to get my temps up

Those two frozen brands are closer to proper Italian pizza than all those 'local pizza place' deliveries.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:33, archived)

lol getting it up

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:33, archived)

Might need a new seal, or have the door hinges adjusted?
Worth it!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:40, archived)

we rent our house
I complained when we moved in that the oven was shit, so the landlord immediately bought us a new one. A new, shit one. Not sure if it can even be improved upon tbh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:04, archived)

Oh dear.
I will just hope that you are somehow blessed with a better oven then, Queef's.
#thoughtsandprayers
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 21:56, archived)

pizza steels ftw season it with beeswax you gigantic poofter

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:32, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 0:28, archived)