Pushing that cunt down the board
Garold I mean! Haha!

Not really. Home time? What's for dinner?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:40, archived)

going up the Forest Tavern for a burger, cba cooking

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:45, archived)

cock bollocks arsehole?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 15:58, archived)

nah you're alright ta, I'm having a burger in a bit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:18, archived)

Never ask how the sausage is made
Lol, sausage
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:19, archived)

no way lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:19, archived)

How is sausage formed?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:28, archived)

Get some meat and make it look like a willy lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:29, archived)

He said sausage, not grain of rice.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:32, archived)

😮

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:34, archived)

Nice one Queef's.
Pizza for me tonight I think.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:20, archived)

home made, supermarket or delivery?
as a committed pizza nazi (I went all the way to Italy to eat at a specific pizzeria for my 50th), the Crosta & Mollica brand of frozen pizze are remarkably good. As are Gino 'I burgled Paul Young's house and am a sex pest' d'Acampo's.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:30, archived)

Homemade. I don't do pre-made shite here, Queef's.
Freshly made from an eatery of some sort is acceptable.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:32, archived)

I bought a baking steel which greatly assists my home pizze
But the seal on my oven is shit and I really struggle to get my temps up

Those two frozen brands are closer to proper Italian pizza than all those 'local pizza place' deliveries.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:33, archived)

lol getting it up

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:33, archived)

Might need a new seal, or have the door hinges adjusted?
Worth it!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:40, archived)

we rent our house
I complained when we moved in that the oven was shit, so the landlord immediately bought us a new one. A new, shit one. Not sure if it can even be improved upon tbh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:04, archived)

Oh dear.
I will just hope that you are somehow blessed with a better oven then, Queef's.
#thoughtsandprayers
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 21:56, archived)

pizza steels ftw season it with beeswax you gigantic poofter

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:32, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 0:28, archived)

rg gg
+ing
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:28, archived)

Disappointment and lies!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:07, archived)

I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with you, Trouser
Getting angry with people like Musk only hurts those who get angry. And engaging with these far right knuckle heads is exactly what they want.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:20, archived)

I am the voice of reason, you just have to squint really really hard.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:21, archived)

-n

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 19:58, archived)

That too.
Clean it all out.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 21:36, archived)

Are you the one who accidentally bought a Tesla?
Being alarmed at the descent into fascism is not a mental illness. Gaslighting your enemy with that kind of shit is a sign that you're probably descending into fascism too. Try to keep a sense of perspective.
( brb top shit, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:26, archived)

Wow

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 19:55, archived)

If you find yourself agreeing with fashy edgelords like Trouser you might want to check for other signs of mental decline.
See if you can fold a piece of paper twice.
( brb top shit, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 20:36, archived)

The levels of delusion, projection, hysteria... dude needs serious help.
He will only get mocked here though.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 21:35, archived)

Ah I see I've broken you.

( brb top shit, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 23:17, archived)

Gwen McCrae, has passed away :*(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:19, archived)

Ah dang

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:20, archived)

Gone McCrae

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:50, archived)

Not really hungry

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:26, archived)

Massive Drugs
again
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 26 Feb 2025, 16:48, archived)

Is that like a pill the size of a paddling pool?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:03, archived)

LOL
poo
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:07, archived)

+l

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 17:12, archived)

It's a fookin' disgrace
/ac
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 22:16, archived)

RIP Michelle Trachtenberg

( $$ ✅, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 18:12, archived)

Might have to watch once more with feeling

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Feb 2025, 18:23, archived)