It's occurred to me that the Hackmans may have died from carbon monoxide poisoning or something
rather than going out in a blaze of glory, so my comment about massive cuntishness might have been a bit unwarranted.
( .Yeti., Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:17, archived)

Gene Deadman

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:20, archived)

Well yeah, CO poisoning is the main theory, seeing as the police are saying no foul play involved.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:57, archived)

They also say that for suicides, though.

( .Yeti., Thu 27 Feb 2025, 18:46, archived)

I thought the suicide euphemism was 'no suspicious circumstances'?
As in, cause of death is obvious.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Feb 2025, 18:48, archived)

They're now saying they were found mummified with a bottle of pills open and spilled all over the place
so it's basically anybody's guess at this point.
( .Yeti., Fri 28 Feb 2025, 0:29, archived)

Yeah. Badly fitted wood burner chimney or something

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 23:07, archived)

I'll call the New Mexico police and tell them to cancel the investigation,
some folk off the internet have solved everything
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 6:07, archived)