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alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:07, archived)
Haha Hi!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:11, archived)
shut up you stupid prick

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:13, archived)
Streetloife

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:23, archived)
he'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:31, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:43, archived)
fartwank

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 17:25, archived)
Don't mind if I do

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 18:25, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 18:53, archived)
It's occurred to me that the Hackmans may have died from carbon monoxide poisoning or something
rather than going out in a blaze of glory, so my comment about massive cuntishness might have been a bit unwarranted.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:17, archived)
Gene Deadman

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:20, archived)
Well yeah, CO poisoning is the main theory, seeing as the police are saying no foul play involved.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:57, archived)
They also say that for suicides, though.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 27 Feb 2025, 18:46, archived)
I thought the suicide euphemism was 'no suspicious circumstances'?
As in, cause of death is obvious.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Feb 2025, 18:48, archived)
They're now saying they were found mummified with a bottle of pills open and spilled all over the place
so it's basically anybody's guess at this point.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 28 Feb 2025, 0:29, archived)
Yeah. Badly fitted wood burner chimney or something

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 23:07, archived)
I'll call the New Mexico police and tell them to cancel the investigation,
some folk off the internet have solved everything
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 6:07, archived)
Thinking of quitting my job and opening a pub
‘The Smeggy Bell’

Free entry for b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:19, archived)
You'll have people b3ting a path to your door.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:32, archived)
You'd have to serve a wide range of cheese-based snacks.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:58, archived)
Buy Trotter's Bar m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:58, archived)
I offered them 50p but they refused

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 17:46, archived)
Is that because it's in East Ham?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Feb 2025, 19:13, archived)
Hamogate

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 19:33, archived)
ah fuck
I don't know what I clicked on but now YouTube is bombarding me with shit like 'FOREIGNERS REACT TO WELSH NATIONAL ANTHEM'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 17:52, archived)
AMERICANS FIND OUT BRITISH FOOD IS AMAZING AT CAMDEN MARKET

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 17:55, archived)
Have you ever seen a YouTube ad for a weird jawline exercise thing?
It's fucking mental
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 18:03, archived)
Nope, what's all that about

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 18:19, archived)
It's bonkers
It's like a wad of rubber, that (they claim) you use to exercise, and thus increase the mass of, your jawline.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 18:20, archived)
So it's a bit like doing a few strong pills and gurning your way through several packets of chewing gum,
only a lot less fun, in other words.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Feb 2025, 19:14, archived)
Mass Effect?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 19:24, archived)
Alright Alfie

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 19:55, archived)
Cashing in on the Gen-Z/A "mewing" nonsense.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 19:33, archived)
Presumably, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 19:42, archived)
oh no, that happened to me a while back
Blatantly fake BS, over-reacting to try and hide the fact they heard it all many times.

You have to go through for a few days and click "not interested" on all of them on the main home feed. For a few of them, pick "do not recommend this channel" too, and they should all go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 19:31, archived)