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Yeah I'm 45 but I definitely look 27.
I could still pull a 23 year old. I'm in the prime of my life. Doesn't matter that I've lost most of my hair and my face is getting wrinkly and there's white bits in my beard and I make those "uggh" noises whenever I stand up or sit down and everything creaks or cracks or clicks and I take more prescription drugs than fun drugs. I'm still young and spry.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 10:03, archived)
23 year olds are at a severe disadvantage of having the judgement of a 23 year old
so it's not really something to brag about.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 12:23, archived)
It was all bluster anyway, UToL.
I look like a potato retrieved from the very back of the cupboard. Even the stupidest 23 year old wouldn't touch me with a 100-foot pole.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 15:14, archived)