morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Mar 2025, 6:32, archived)

It's Sun Rise and the Dawn Chorus!
- an annoyingly cheerful Faith Folk band.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 6:37, archived)

Alright Invizzo Wizzo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Mar 2025, 7:27, archived)

Morning.
Here we go again with another Wednesday.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 7:37, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Mar 2025, 7:40, archived)

Happy hump day to those who celebrate

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 7:38, archived)

See you in Trotter's Bar for a nice pint of Carling later?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Mar 2025, 7:40, archived)

Mange tout, Smeggy, mange tout

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 7:59, archived)

This time next year, Rodders

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Mar 2025, 8:40, archived)

Mange tout bebbeh!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 8:49, archived)

Morning
Widdleywednesday for all
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 7:51, archived)

Shit on my shoes, so it is!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:07, archived)

I am now officially in my late 40's
Might as well take the pills
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:23, archived)

I definitely count as still being in my mid 40s
and I suspect I'm one of the younger people here. You may not get much sympathy regardless of how many hats you have, Two Hats.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:25, archived)

I'll be 50 in 2 months

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:37, archived)

I'm 45.
Make of that what you will.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:43, archived)

you need to grow up, m8

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:57, archived)

I can still pass for 42.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:58, archived)

that's the spirit!

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 10:48, archived)

I am 46 but look a lot younger
which is nice.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:58, archived)

everyone thinks that

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:59, archived)

Yeah I'm 45 but I definitely look 27.
I could still pull a 23 year old. I'm in the prime of my life. Doesn't matter that I've lost most of my hair and my face is getting wrinkly and there's white bits in my beard and I make those "uggh" noises whenever I stand up or sit down and everything creaks or cracks or clicks and I take more prescription drugs than fun drugs. I'm still young and spry.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 10:03, archived)

23 year olds are at a severe disadvantage of having the judgement of a 23 year old
so it's not really something to brag about.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 12:23, archived)

It was all bluster anyway, UToL.
I look like a potato retrieved from the very back of the cupboard. Even the stupidest 23 year old wouldn't touch me with a 100-foot pole.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 15:14, archived)

Yeah everyone thinks I look younger than I am

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 11:17, archived)

People always seem to be surprised to hear that I'm as old as I am
But I can never be sure if they're just being polite
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 10:18, archived)

It may be your behaviour rather than your looks

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 10:38, archived)