(MiseryCuntno alarms and no sausages, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:38,
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use a straw
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:38,
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Can't get plastic ones anymore.
Trying to clean it with a paper one would probably end with it being gummed up and thusly dissolve into a perfect cylinder of dried semen and skin flakes.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:41,
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