I've lost interest already.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:03, archived)

would you like a cuddle?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:04, archived)

I would!
Was that an offer or just a general enquiry?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:07, archived)

i'm trying to start a service where i pair talk users that would like a cuddle up with each other
so they can satisfy each other discreetly behind closed doors, on park benches (at night obvs) or behind dilapidated council garages
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:17, archived)

Sounds great, just don't pair me up with the shit one.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:22, archived)

i'll do my best

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:32, archived)

Hey.
How you doin'?

wiggles eyebrows
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:37, archived)

Hey. Monstrously aroused, you?
Let’s cyber like it’s 2002.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:46, archived)

Connect to the Dekion Plexis IRC node, noonet alpha 5!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:50, archived)