afternoon

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:00, archived)

bindun

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:02, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:02, archived)

I've lost interest already.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:03, archived)

would you like a cuddle?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:04, archived)

I would!
Was that an offer or just a general enquiry?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:07, archived)

i'm trying to start a service where i pair talk users that would like a cuddle up with each other
so they can satisfy each other discreetly behind closed doors, on park benches (at night obvs) or behind dilapidated council garages
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:17, archived)

Sounds great, just don't pair me up with the shit one.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:22, archived)

i'll do my best

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:32, archived)

Hey.
How you doin'?

wiggles eyebrows
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:37, archived)

Hey. Monstrously aroused, you?
Let’s cyber like it’s 2002.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:46, archived)

Connect to the Dekion Plexis IRC node, noonet alpha 5!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:50, archived)

just had a fizzy shit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:05, archived)

how did it taste

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:18, archived)

Alka Seltzer douche again?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 15:30, archived)

Make Afternoon Great Again

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 12:26, archived)

sequels?
aren't there enough already
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 13:01, archived)

Afternoon
Happy mario day
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 13:20, archived)

Pipe Down
chuckles
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 10 Mar 2025, 15:12, archived)

Silly person

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 15:21, archived)

It's my rabbit's 10th birthday today! Happy Birthday Poopy!
He's currently got infections in both eyes which he seems to have gone blind from and my wife who bought him won't go near him in case she gets infected. For his birthday he had co-trimoxazole and some sort of anti-inflammatory for dogs.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 13:27, archived)

Is there a particular reason why you called him poopy?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 13:58, archived)

It's a corruption of Popeye
which is appropriate, given his corrupted and popped eyes
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 14:37, archived)

Wife named him and he's certainly lived up to it.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 14:37, archived)

Ah, that explains it
I can't talk, I've had a tarantula called genghis p fucklegs, a fish called Becky Jr and cats called catface, Azrael, Mr Bigglesworth and Igor.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 15:20, archived)

Our first family pet was a cat called Pushkin which I'm sure my parents thought was terribly clever.
He was a total psychopath and lived to 15 and when he died we made dad get a granite headstone in the garden which reads 'in loving memory of Pushkin' even though everyone hated him.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 16:03, archived)

What did she name him?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 19:00, archived)

Vet called out 'Poppy' assuming it was a typo, I immediately corrected her.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 14:38, archived)

Last time we were at the vet the people in front of us had their cat with them, his name was Mr. Jinx
When they went through into the exam room he started to meow really loudly so I said "Classic Jinx" to my wife and we both sat there laughing.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 19:07, archived)

I finally beat Mothula
Just needed some blue potion so I could get more magic for the fire rod.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Mar 2025, 15:26, archived)

I bet you did

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 15:27, archived)

This is about Viagra, isn't it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 15:30, archived)

When is it *not* about viagra, hmm?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Mar 2025, 15:48, archived)