Full disclosure
I own four. I know, it's insane crazy
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:09, archived)

Actually, now I come to think of it
It's at least five. Imagine that.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:10, archived)

Makes sense.
When the two you carry about with you require a bit of a clean up, you then have two more to immediately swap to, plus a spare in case some CRETIN does something untoward.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:19, archived)

No way! I also have four hats.
Well, four proper hats and a beanie.

I used to have two other really nice ones but managed to lose them both. :(
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:49, archived)

Ah, you see most of mine are beanies
I'd love to be someone who looks good in hats, but I'm just not. Even baseball caps don't look right on me.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:12, archived)