Work.
I mean, they give me money for it, and I really don't work very hard, but it's still an inconvenience. I'd rather be at home shitting and wanking simultaneously.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 13:31, archived)

AKA chimping

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 13:47, archived)

Older users will know that as the Newington Shuffle.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:08, archived)