What the hell were you doing awake at 5:04?
Did you set a 5am alarm just so that you could be the first one to post a new thread this week?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 7:38, archived)

i wake up early so i can catch worms
Or something
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 8:56, archived)