monday morning

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 5:04, archived)

Poolside lager here
lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 5:21, archived)

on the bog are you

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 5:58, archived)

dropping the kids off at the pool

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 12:41, archived)

-l

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 16:50, archived)

yeah?
yeah.
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 7:19, archived)

What the hell were you doing awake at 5:04?
Did you set a 5am alarm just so that you could be the first one to post a new thread this week?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 7:38, archived)

i wake up early so i can catch worms
Or something
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 8:56, archived)

*rubs eyes and lets out a big yawn*
morning
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 8:10, archived)

Last night the cat spotted a fly
she chased it around and now, this morning, the fly is buzzing around the top of the skylight. The cat is absolutely fixated and is telling us all that there is a fly that she needs to catch. And eat.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 8:11, archived)

Perhaps she'll die.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Mar 2025, 9:00, archived)

I guarantee she will die, just like everyone and everything else.
Happy Monday!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 9:05, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 9:09, archived)

It was all I hoped it would be

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 14:10, archived)