Aardvark this is bad advice, you'd be better off going to a pigbar

( vladimir, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 9:30, archived)

I got something to put in you
at the piiigbar, piiigbar, pigbar
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 9:33, archived)

ahahahahahaaaa

( vladimir, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 9:35, archived)

Well now I don't know who to believe.
Can you perhaps show me some pig-anus-head-inserting credentials, so that I know I can trust your advice?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 9:40, archived)

unfortunately my credentials were issued by a very porkuality institution so I doubt you'd be filled with confidence tbh

( vladimir, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 9:55, archived)