No, but this is
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c705z18vgrgo
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 17:48, Reply)

"The 17-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons"
because his name is actually Harry Potter
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 17:50, Reply)

A pissed bloke in a pub in Edinburgh called me Harry Potter about 25 years ago,
apparently because I was wearing glasses. I didn't stab him.

Yet.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:38, Reply)

what's known as venting spleen

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:48, Reply)

Exspleeniarmus

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 21:54, Reply)