RIP Chompy
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c30qlrl8vvpo

I guess 'the lifestyle' just got too much for him in the end
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 15:58, Reply)

There's a bullet wound in his collar space, RIP

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 1 Apr 2025, 16:19, Reply)

Is this a Harry Potter thing?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 16:29, Reply)

I'm not at liberty to say, soz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 16:44, Reply)

I mean, he did claim that an owl told him to go and hang around at a school

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 16:53, Reply)

The same old story.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 1 Apr 2025, 16:58, Reply)

No, but this is
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c705z18vgrgo
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 17:48, Reply)

"The 17-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons"
because his name is actually Harry Potter
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 17:50, Reply)

A pissed bloke in a pub in Edinburgh called me Harry Potter about 25 years ago,
apparently because I was wearing glasses. I didn't stab him.

Yet.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:38, Reply)

what's known as venting spleen

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:48, Reply)

Exspleeniarmus

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 21:54, Reply)