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Val Kilmer’s biography, no spoilers please

(, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:17, Reply)
His name was actually short for Valbert Kilmersoftly

(, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:55, Reply)
I thought it was Valmerie Kilmerjar

(, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 12:40, Reply)
Turned out 'Batman Forever' was a lie.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 13:44, Reply)
Batman Returns, to dust

(, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 14:19, Reply)
He should have been the heir to the Kilner family (of Kilner Jars [TM] fame) fortune
but due to a spelling error on his birth certificate, he didn't get a penny.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 19:07, Reply)