Val Kilmer’s biography, no spoilers please

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:17, Reply)

His name was actually short for Valbert Kilmersoftly

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:55, Reply)

I thought it was Valmerie Kilmerjar

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 12:40, Reply)

Turned out 'Batman Forever' was a lie.

( .Yeti., Wed 2 Apr 2025, 13:44, Reply)

Batman Returns, to dust

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 14:19, Reply)

He should have been the heir to the Kilner family (of Kilner Jars [TM] fame) fortune
but due to a spelling error on his birth certificate, he didn't get a penny.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 19:07, Reply)