My friend's little girl has a disability and needs a chair but can walk, a bit, with support
the device is like those push things that elderly people have with a seat. Anyway. She complaind when she uses it people don't get out of her way so we joked she needs a horn. I've ordered her this www.ebay.co.uk/itm/365417925950?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=jsiix6zlt8e&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=KfK81-euT2O&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Can't wait to see her beeping her way down the street!

Have you ordered something fun and silly off the internet recently that'll make someone happy?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 10:52, Reply)

A suicide kit.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Apr 2025, 10:59, Reply)

Whom for, who for, for whom. Who. Whom?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:06, Reply)

For me, for the benefit of my /bantz pals

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:18, Reply)

A jar of new sweet 'n' sour flavour pickled foetuses

( .Yeti., Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:02, Reply)

Not in fuckin' 'merica yer not!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:07, Reply)

You’ve got the horn for a disabled little girl?
/links is over there, mate.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:08, Reply)

A horn. There's a difference.
An horn?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 12:39, Reply)

Val Kilmer’s biography, no spoilers please

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:17, Reply)

His name was actually short for Valbert Kilmersoftly

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:55, Reply)

I thought it was Valmerie Kilmerjar

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 12:40, Reply)

Turned out 'Batman Forever' was a lie.

( .Yeti., Wed 2 Apr 2025, 13:44, Reply)

Batman Returns, to dust

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 14:19, Reply)

He should have been the heir to the Kilner family (of Kilner Jars [TM] fame) fortune
but due to a spelling error on his birth certificate, he didn't get a penny.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 19:07, Reply)

yessss \o/
get her a laser gun next
( vladimir, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:43, Reply)

Fuckin' cattle prod for the lols!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 12:40, Reply)

I'd honestly like to see this

( vladimir, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 12:43, Reply)

You know I haven't ordered something fun and silly off the intetnet recently that'll make someone happy,
WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:48, Reply)

Buy yourself some pepper spray then.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 12:41, Reply)

I don't shop online

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:59, Reply)

Is that a firm rule
or do you occasionally buy things online?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 12:25, Reply)

I have asked people to buy me something online 3 times
And I give them the cash. I don't buy online at all myself.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 13:45, Reply)

so you've got the horn for a child, is that what you're saying

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 12:32, Reply)

Someone else said that
and it's amazing how quickly you can get yourself into trouble with a few online clicks and a laissez faire attitude to how things are construed.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 12:42, Reply)

French too
Is there no depth to your depravity?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 12:50, Reply)

Non.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 13:40, Reply)

god dammit i'm a confused parrot how dare you try to shame me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 13:24, Reply)

l +n

chortle
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 15:11, Reply)