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beertime thread etc

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 16:15, archived)
I can't have any
Not for another week, at least
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 16:20, archived)
off licence closed for holiday or soemthing?
do off licences exists anymore?

someone said i was 'showing my age' today after i said a plant looked like a Triffid. fuck off cunt, that thing is going to turn around and blind you with its acidic projectile any second now
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 16:35, archived)
to be fair he was quite a nice bloke.
i know a bloke, who knows a bloke, who knows a bloke. now, you know this bloke, this is a bloke you know.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 16:39, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 16:45, archived)
I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 3 Apr 2025, 16:51, archived)
you can shut up an all

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 16:52, archived)
No
The whole explosive nosebleed thing means alcohol bad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 18:39, archived)
no it just makes it more red.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 19:10, archived)
why not try a nice nosé?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 19:19, archived)
I wonder what Sir Leonard 'Lenny Henry' Henry is up to tonight.
I hope he's oooooooookaaaayyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:02, archived)
Who is Sir Leonard 'Lenny Henry' Henry's' favorite Bond villain?
Kananga, my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:04, archived)
What is Sir Leonard 'Lenny Henry' Henry's favourite Dickens opening line?
'Tiswas the best of times, Tiswas the worst of times'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:08, archived)
Why does Sir Leonard 'Lenny Henry' Henry's' parents' gaff always smell of guffs?
Because they're part of the Windrush Generation
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 20:13, archived)