Morning
Next door checked their CCTV, the campervan fire was deliberate. Some youths torched it, then came back to accelerate it when it didn't burn to their satisfaction. One of them burned his hand. He didn't like it.

Have you set fire to anything recently?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 6:06, archived)

morning
so you're saying he was... caught red handed?
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 6:41, archived)

You could say that it was... too hot to handle.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 6:45, archived)

too coal to hold

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 6:49, archived)

Sick burn.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 4 Apr 2025, 7:19, archived)

I lit the grill yesterday
But that was just to make some toast
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 8:01, archived)

My pants

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 8:20, archived)

That's very shitty behaviour from da youts.
I think the last thing I set alight was the paper and kindling in my folks' wood burner a couple of weeks ago - blimey it was nippy in rural Wales.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 8:20, archived)