Alexander Fyffe-Melford, MP for the constituency of North Whupsham and Overholk for the past forty years, as was his father and second cousin before him
(, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 19:23, archived)
standing-in-fields-shooting-partridges-and-drinking-port-rouged cheeks, small eyeballs made of tweed sinking into a face plumped up with self-satisfaction like a four grand sofa, only visible once every four years on gigantic banners planted beside the Athreehundredandninety in fields belonging to his field-owning mates
(, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 19:28, archived)