ALL THE WAY OPEN VLAD, LIKE, COUNT MY FILLINGS KIND OF OPEN

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 17:44, archived)

*laughter track plays chez vlad*

( vladimir, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 17:50, archived)

like an overheated cat on a shed roof
like jacob marley but he forgot to tie his cloth up properly
like a surprised koala in a meme from back in the last century when the old queen was still alive
( vladimir, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 17:52, archived)

Orgasmic drumming:
i.makeagif.com/media/4-07-2025/S-dGx5.gif
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 18:07, archived)

bless him it's so nice to see someone having a good time

( vladimir, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 18:15, archived)

Sounds like you might like this thing called porn.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 18:48, archived)

it'll never catch on

( vladimir, Mon 7 Apr 2025, 22:07, archived)