This sounds like a trick, if I turn into a woodpecker then you're just going to say "you can get an extra five years just being you, and you're a woodpecker"
so I'm going to be a woodpecker for the rest of my life, am I not? Curse your trickery.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 13:10, archived)

I promise I would never, ever try to trick you into being trapped as a woodpecker for the rest of your life
I'd never do that
you can trust me
( vladimir, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 13:11, archived)

That's exactly what someone who was going to turn me into a woodpecker for the rest of my life would say

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 13:34, archived)

sorry what's that could you say it all again because all I could hear was
d-ddd-ddd-ddddddddddddd-tok-tok-tok-tok-TOKTOKTOKTOKTOK-Dddddddddrrrrrrrrrrrr
( vladimir, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 13:41, archived)

oh no O_o

( vladimir, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 13:41, archived)

It started last week
b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2638744
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 13:47, archived)

ahahahaha

( vladimir, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 16:30, archived)