i've never seen my mum so angry than when some podgy prick comes past without dinging their bell
on some new two wheeled electric fat maintainer
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 10:06, archived)

she'll fite ya

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 10:08, archived)

Does she walk in the road?
- Cause I cycle on the road not the pavement, because on a bike, I'm operating a vehicle.
( Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 10:14, archived)

lots of people ride lekky bikes on the 'walking' routes around dartmoor, yes they're allowed, no argument, but lots of tracks are quite narrow
you get weekend warriors flying along and no bells are dinged so now my mum has started doing her walks on the nearside lane of the m5 to avoid them because nobody uses the nearside lane these days
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 10:26, archived)