Hi turd's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 12:28, archived)

I got quite drunk last night.
Had to do five - FIVE! - poos this morning. :(
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Apr 2025, 12:31, archived)

Five separate visits to the latrine
or an hour long saga?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 12 Apr 2025, 13:52, archived)

At what point does it become a separate shit?
Wipe, flush, wash? I reckon once you’ve flushed that counts as a shite.
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 14:31, archived)

Fuck Off
Each pinch is a separate shit... or have I been doing it wrong?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 12 Apr 2025, 14:35, archived)

So three plops while you’re perched on the throne counts as 3 shits to you?
Madness.
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 14:37, archived)

Well, now I'm not sure... perhaps the plural of shit is shit
Like sheep
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 12 Apr 2025, 14:40, archived)

It’s good to discuss these vital issues
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off for a meaty dump
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 14:41, archived)

I miss white dog shite
brb claxxon
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 12 Apr 2025, 14:43, archived)

ONE... PLOP.... BEYOND!!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Apr 2025, 15:54, archived)

Separate.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Apr 2025, 15:53, archived)

I came out looking like a prune
38 degree pool. I was being boiled alive.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 12:47, archived)

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( Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 13:30, archived)

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( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 13:34, archived)