At what point does it become a separate shit?
Wipe, flush, wash? I reckon once you’ve flushed that counts as a shite.
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 14:31, archived)

Fuck Off
Each pinch is a separate shit... or have I been doing it wrong?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 12 Apr 2025, 14:35, archived)

So three plops while you’re perched on the throne counts as 3 shits to you?
Madness.
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 14:37, archived)

Well, now I'm not sure... perhaps the plural of shit is shit
Like sheep
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 12 Apr 2025, 14:40, archived)

It’s good to discuss these vital issues
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off for a meaty dump
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 14:41, archived)

I miss white dog shite
brb claxxon
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 12 Apr 2025, 14:43, archived)

ONE... PLOP.... BEYOND!!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Apr 2025, 15:54, archived)