after a shitty day i just slipped in the shower, fell out backwards ripping the curtain off and smacked my head against the wall
lol
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 19:00, archived)

now my neck hurts.
also spent £65 on flowers for my mum and interflora left the cunts on her doorstep so i expect they'll be gone by the time she gets home because that's how my day is going
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 19:02, archived)

awww isn't it great that even though your day was shitty up to that point, suddenly, out of nowhere, you had a fun experience
I bet things feel really turned around for you now and you'll have a lovely evening
( vladimir, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 19:03, archived)

oh yes. i totally expect so.

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 19:05, archived)

:)

( vladimir, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 19:08, archived)

can i legally eat ham and cheese and piccalilli and tomato sandwiches?
because i cooked a gammon joint and i need to eat it and i have those things
odd question but you seem quite nice and (horribly) positive and like you may be some kind of sandwich king possibly
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 21:05, archived)

i did it
it's nice
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 21:49, archived)

Aww I'm sorry I missed the chance to reply, MiseryCunt
but rest assured I would have said OMG, DO IT! and you did absolutely the right thing
( vladimir, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 22:23, archived)

Hopefully you'll have a minor traumatic brain injury resulting in amnesia to help you forget about your shitty day

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 20:56, archived)

what shitty day?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 21:09, archived)