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My course is on counter terrorism
Because being a cleaner means I have to be very careful, apparently
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:39,
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watch out for foreign cunts looking well dodge
don't answer any questions like 'is this a good spot to put my boom box?' or 'when you you guys knock off?' or 'is this door always left open?'
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:40,
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No boom boxes in the building
You can't get in without a security pass and almost every cunt has gone home by the time I start work
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:53,
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oh god. you're the gatekeeper.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:57,
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Are you the keymaster?
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 19:43,
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no.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 20:41,
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Cleaner? Like Léon?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:41,
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..........no
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:52,
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..........sure
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:57,
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You really do though. Discarded neurotoxins, bin bombs, bag bombs...
...Defending against sword attacks with a Henry, all things a cleaner needs to know about. You may also learn how to get the bomb squad to safely dispose of any shit you don't fancy tidying up yourself.
Are you with a union? Please be with a union. Unison were good to me when I was a cleaner.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:56,
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I'm with unite
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 19:44,
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Good good.
Will the laptop screen polish out?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 21:23,
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No, it's fucked
Total spider web
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 21:56,
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Trust you to worry about bin-bombs.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 20 Apr 2025, 20:02,
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You can trust me.
Trust me.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 21:25,
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