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My course is on counter terrorism
Because being a cleaner means I have to be very careful, apparently
(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:39, archived)
watch out for foreign cunts looking well dodge
don't answer any questions like 'is this a good spot to put my boom box?' or 'when you you guys knock off?' or 'is this door always left open?'
(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:40, archived)
No boom boxes in the building
You can't get in without a security pass and almost every cunt has gone home by the time I start work
(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:53, archived)
oh god. you're the gatekeeper.

(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:57, archived)
Are you the keymaster?

(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 19:43, archived)
no.

(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 20:41, archived)
Cleaner? Like Léon?

(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:41, archived)
..........no

(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:52, archived)
..........sure

(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:57, archived)
You really do though. Discarded neurotoxins, bin bombs, bag bombs...
...Defending against sword attacks with a Henry, all things a cleaner needs to know about. You may also learn how to get the bomb squad to safely dispose of any shit you don't fancy tidying up yourself.

Are you with a union? Please be with a union. Unison were good to me when I was a cleaner.
(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:56, archived)
I'm with unite

(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 19:44, archived)
Good good.
Will the laptop screen polish out?
(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 21:23, archived)
No, it's fucked
Total spider web
(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 21:56, archived)
Trust you to worry about bin-bombs.

(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 20:02, archived)
You can trust me.
Trust me.
(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 21:25, archived)