My grandparents (and therefore I assume their older generations who taught it to them) said "Friday night's dream, on a Saturday told, will always come true, be it ever so old"
( vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 9:07, archived)

I also know the not-before-noon superstition was blended into this, so no dream content from friday night can be shared on a saturday morning. You could risk it in the afternoon I guess. But it's not every day this applies in my inherited belief framework, which happily frees up the rest of the week for sharing dream content right away.
( vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 9:10, archived)

Which is great news because let me tell you about what I dreamed of last night
( vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 9:11, archived)

Was it your mum?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 9:26, archived)

omg can't believe you guessed straight away, mr horrible! yes that's right, I dreamed about your mum

( vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 9:34, archived)

It's so great that we don't have leaded petrol or lead water pipes any more.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 11:02, archived)