morninghad a really horrible dream last night, and my Bulgarian colleague said not to tell it before 12. This is a thing in Bulgaria, if you say what your bad dream was in the morning then it might come true. Makes sense really, not the coming true bit but if you wait until afternoon then it'll probably have faded in your mind. #dreamblog #thatsinterestinghedgehog
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What a nice way to say"Please don't tell me about your dream, it's very very boring"
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Two Hats š©š©, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 8:35,
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Tenner on the colleague having the afternoon off.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 8:43,
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Yes, this.I never want to hear about someone's shit dreams.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 8:56,
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In my defence, I wasn't *actually* going to tell her.We've spent all morning trying to reconcile the out-of-date controlled drugs anyway, I'll be dreaming about that tonight.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 11:24, archived)
She just said "it's 12:02, you can tell me about your dream now."Bit needy, if you ask me.
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My grandparents (and therefore I assume their older generations who taught it to them) said "Friday night's dream, on a Saturday told, will always come true, be it ever so old"
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vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 9:07,
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I also know the not-before-noon superstition was blended into this, so no dream content from friday night can be shared on a saturday morning. You could risk it in the afternoon I guess. But it's not every day this applies in my inherited belief framework, which happily frees up the rest of the week for sharing dream content right away.
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vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 9:10,
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Which is great news because let me tell you about what I dreamed of last night
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vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 9:11,
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omg can't believe you guessed straight away, mr horrible! yes that's right, I dreamed about your mum(
vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 9:34,
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It's so great that we don't have leaded petrol or lead water pipes any more.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 11:02,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 8:50,
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MorningI was making a lasagne in the oven last night and thought since I had it on anyway why not make and bake a banana cake and I did and it's fucken lush! I am tucking into a slice now and it's gorgous. The lasagne is pretty bloody fantastic as well.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 9:58,
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It's the "o" in your username.I get you, Cheers.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:15,
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Fucking hell guys, “Garfield”because of the lasagna see?
Fuck sake, Iām so angry I might delete my account
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:15,
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I worked that out, but I don't really know anything about Garfield. Does he like lasagne?
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ahahahahaha oh noI love this whole situation with a passifien
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vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:46,
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OK by replacing every o with fie, we get"Mfierning
I was making a lasagne in the fieven last night and thfieught since I had it fien anyway why nfiet make and bake a banana cake and I did and it's fucken lush! I am tucking intfie a slice nfiew and it's gfiergfieus. The lasagne is pretty blfiefiedy fantastic as well."
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vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:04,
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it may be an e of courseUnffiertunately thfirugh can't be bfiethered tfie dfie that
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vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:05,
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You missed the O in "into".Fietherwise, gfiefied wfierk.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:06,
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this is the most monster munch post I’ve even seen(
Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:33,
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b3ta poster monster munch’s schtick was ‘comically’ misunderstanding strickey g’s to ‘hilarious’ effect (
Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:51,
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