Do I have to say something alliterative?
Because if so, I might munch some milky minced melons.

Otherwise I'm having a sandwich.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 13:24, archived)

Is it a sausage sandwich?
Could you try slobbering it?
( Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 13:52, archived)

No it was ham.
Something about hammering a haunch of ham? I don't know, I'm not a word-wizard.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 14:10, archived)