Lunchtime!
Might microwave a mushroom muffin.

How bout yous
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 12:58, archived)

Might shit on a shrew

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 13:08, archived)

Probably lunch on a lasagne

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 13:11, archived)

lunch is for wimps

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 13:14, archived)

Do I have to say something alliterative?
Because if so, I might munch some milky minced melons.

Otherwise I'm having a sandwich.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 13:24, archived)

Is it a sausage sandwich?
Could you try slobbering it?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 13:52, archived)

No it was ham.
Something about hammering a haunch of ham? I don't know, I'm not a word-wizard.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 14:10, archived)

I had ham and cheese toasties and a scotch egg
sorry, I mean I fellated a pheasant
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 13:27, archived)

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( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 29 Apr 2025, 13:28, archived)

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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 13:40, archived)

am and cheese

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 17:04, archived)

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( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 13:41, archived)

chese

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 17:04, archived)

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( Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 14:12, archived)

-s +r

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 14:14, archived)

cheere

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 17:05, archived)

it's breakfast, it's cannabis

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 13:40, archived)

+ it's Crackerjack

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 13:43, archived)