call me

( vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:57, archived)

haha, he could, using his dick to phone!
(dictaphone)
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 May 2025, 23:24, archived)

brilliant

( vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 0:14, archived)

you seem very effusive since the three dick news came in

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 0:45, archived)

to be fair I'm usually like this
but I can't honestly say it's defussived me
( vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 2:45, archived)