Love stops it from hurting
This goes for both participants
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:52, Reply)

LOL pants
TJ: there is a clearly very pregnant lady drinking alcohol and smoking tabs in the beer garden... what should I do?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 16:00, Reply)

Mind your own business
And silently judge her for deliberately forcing physical limitations on her child's life
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 May 2025, 16:12, Reply)

Oh good
I was right
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 16:19, Reply)

Anal fisting?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 3 May 2025, 16:52, Reply)

I did fail biology but...
I'm certain I can't take the baby from that orifice
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 17:03, Reply)

You're just not grabbing hard enough.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 May 2025, 17:32, Reply)

LOL rabbi
I bet jewish you hadn't said that!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 17:54, Reply)