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I was just thinking about anal fisting!
I've seen a video of an entire arm up there (unless it was AI) and was wondering where it goes? Right up the poo tube and into the stomach... if so why does the stomach acid not burn the fingers!?

Asking for a friend

K thx bi
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 14:04, Reply)
LOL
bi
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 14:04, Reply)
the urologist was in up to the shoulder when i got my prostate examined, he wore a glove I think?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:30, Reply)
I hope you got the all clear m8

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 14:39, Reply)
I remember now, he lost the glove, i had to pay extra
a few weeks later I coughed the fucker up
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:39, Reply)
For his own latex error?
I forgot you guys have to pay for bumfun treatment
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 14:41, Reply)
I'm insured but there's a co-pay, so at the end of my anal fisting adventure I actually had to hand over a card and pay for it
Probably not great psychologically, being forced to pay for your own molestation.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:46, Reply)
but, you know, moles have to travel

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:47, Reply)
Pffffft
I'm going pub - byeeeee
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 14:49, Reply)
At least your doctors don't insist on wearing medieval gauntlets
#knightfist
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 14:48, Reply)
read this and immediately heard the all creatures great and small theme tune playing in my head

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:52, Reply)

ahahaha loving the way this implies (for humorous purposes, obviously, I feel confident you don't really think it) an understanding of anatomy similar to those who advise giving pills to cats by simply putting the pill into one end of the cat, as if the cat is just one uncomplex and very straight tube, similar to a sea cucumber
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:51, Reply)
i think what you have there vlad might actually be a sea cucumber and not a cat at all
i also think it's important to point out that medicines are often species specific, so that what is good for a cat might not be good for a sea cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:54, Reply)

lol. imagine a sea cucumber/cat combo pet tho. it purrs and miaows but also vomits its organs out when you surprise it
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:01, Reply)
oh, that's definitely a cat

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:03, Reply)

ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:05, Reply)
Good morning, Johnny Nomates! 🌊🐛 Here's my humble ASCII tribute to the majestic sea cucumber — the deep sea's squishiest oddball:

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       .'            o``-._
     .'   .----.      .--. `.
    /    /      \    |    \  \
   ;    |        ;   \     |  :
   |     \      /     `.  /   |
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       `-._______.-'___.-'
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        (((~)   (((~)(~)


(via chatGPT)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:59, Reply)

so beautiful in both concept and execution that I cried a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:02, Reply)
it's really good at cars too

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:02, Reply)
Love stops it from hurting
This goes for both participants
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:52, Reply)
LOL pants
TJ: there is a clearly very pregnant lady drinking alcohol and smoking tabs in the beer garden... what should I do?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 16:00, Reply)
Mind your own business
And silently judge her for deliberately forcing physical limitations on her child's life
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 May 2025, 16:12, Reply)
Oh good
I was right
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 16:19, Reply)
Anal fisting?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 3 May 2025, 16:52, Reply)
I did fail biology but...
I'm certain I can't take the baby from that orifice
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 17:03, Reply)
You're just not grabbing hard enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 May 2025, 17:32, Reply)
LOL rabbi
I bet jewish you hadn't said that!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 17:54, Reply)
SHOCK NEWS
That sex offender that got housed in my old village got beaten up and robbed by 6 blokes in broad daylight.

House not torched tho.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 16:23, Reply)

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(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 3 May 2025, 16:26, Reply)
Poor [redacted]. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 May 2025, 17:33, Reply)