do they give you a vespa and a big ham?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 6 May 2025, 12:00, archived)

you get one of these
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 May 2025, 12:22, archived)

Yes.
Once it's fully inserted, you become Italian immediately.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 6 May 2025, 12:41, archived)

then the strings burst open and all the pigs burst out

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 13:42, archived)