I'm surprised a Siberian labour camp for incurable nonces even has WiFi.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 May 2025, 17:32, Reply)

That was meant to be in reply to spanners's post, which has now vanished.
How odd.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 May 2025, 17:33, Reply)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 May 2025, 17:44, Reply)

Alright.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 May 2025, 20:28, Reply)

Did someone flouce?!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 6 May 2025, 21:23, Reply)

Is that how you're posting on b three tea eh?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2025, 18:10, Reply)

Well I for one am impressed by the facilities.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 May 2025, 18:12, Reply)

"Admirably conducive to Sudden Death Syndrome"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 18:50, Reply)

There won't be any of those luxuries available when Alcatraz reopens, I can tell you that.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 18:48, Reply)

I can't believe it's not butter!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:16, Reply)

-u +3 -ter +a

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:32, Reply)

Woah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 May 2025, 22:36, Reply)

Makes sense to me
If you're an incurable nonce, you're going to be looking at kids online, which the prison will know about immediately, letting them give the appropriate punishment
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:33, Reply)