I'm surprised a Siberian labour camp for incurable nonces even has WiFi.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 May 2025, 17:32, archived)

That was meant to be in reply to spanners's post, which has now vanished.
How odd.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 May 2025, 17:33, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 6 May 2025, 17:44, archived)

Alright.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 May 2025, 20:28, archived)

Did someone flouce?!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 6 May 2025, 21:23, archived)

Is that how you're posting on b three tea eh?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2025, 18:10, archived)

Well I for one am impressed by the facilities.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 May 2025, 18:12, archived)

"Admirably conducive to Sudden Death Syndrome"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 18:50, archived)

There won't be any of those luxuries available when Alcatraz reopens, I can tell you that.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 18:48, archived)

I can't believe it's not butter!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:16, archived)

-u +3 -ter +a

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:32, archived)

Woah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 May 2025, 22:36, archived)

Makes sense to me
If you're an incurable nonce, you're going to be looking at kids online, which the prison will know about immediately, letting them give the appropriate punishment
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:33, archived)