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My wife is racist about burglars
I say "we should leave the doors unlocked for the burglars," but she says " I don't want any fucking burglars, what's fucking wrong with you, you dithering cunt?"

AITA
(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:07, Reply)
How will the burglars get in if we lock the doors
- amirite?
(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:08, Reply)
I think you've got to test the burglar skills

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:18, Reply)
Yeah, they like a challenge.
In fact if you make it too easy for them they can find that quite insulting.
(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:25, Reply)
I've always maintained the more security we have on property the more physical crime will go up. They only ever move the problem.

(, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:30, Reply)