I tell you what, don't break both your wrists, it's fucking well shit. Everything is like a krypton factor challenge. Put your coat on , unfortunately the sleeves are inside out. Go

( mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 21:54, archived)

is it worse than a broken heart though?

( $$ ✅, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:01, archived)

No, you are entitled to ten pounds compensation for every time your heartbroken. So you should.

( mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:05, archived)

My wife is racist about burglars
I say "we should leave the doors unlocked for the burglars," but she says " I don't want any fucking burglars, what's fucking wrong with you, you dithering cunt?"

AITA
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:07, archived)

How will the burglars get in if we lock the doors
- amirite?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:08, archived)

I think you've got to test the burglar skills

( mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:18, archived)

Yeah, they like a challenge.
In fact if you make it too easy for them they can find that quite insulting.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:25, archived)

I've always maintained the more security we have on property the more physical crime will go up. They only ever move the problem.

( mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 22:30, archived)

oh mongy dear thing you haven't really have you
nooooo :(((
( vladimir, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 0:05, archived)

we're taking his word fot it at this point

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 1:45, archived)

it's fucking well shit. Everything is like a krypton factor challenge. Put your coat on , unfortunately the sleeves are inside out. Go your achy breaky hists
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Jun 2025, 10:22, archived)