I'm full of haddock and I'm frotting Fanny Cradock
her face when
"I've just drawn these eyebrows on, and I'm actually quite surprised by them"
Fanny appeared on television in 1955. Fanny.
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Tranny Cradock more like

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To avoid breaching patient confidentiality,
I may or may not once have had to shout this name in a crowded pharmacy.

My tutor at the time told me afterwards that it's pronounced "smiley", once he stopped laughing.
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