Hi knob-goblin's, how r u
I'm fucking shattered and not terribly well. NOT THAT YOU ASKED
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 15:14, Reply)

What's wrong?
Queefed yourself inside out?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 15:17, Reply)

Yep

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:22, Reply)

LOL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Jun 2025, 15:25, Reply)

ROFL

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:25, Reply)

You alright love?
Poorly tum tum?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 15:26, Reply)

Sounds like a pooey bottom.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Jun 2025, 15:37, Reply)

-pooey +smeggy

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:14, Reply)

oh man, I loved Noel's House Party!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:26, Reply)

^fantasized about getting gunged by Mr Blobby

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 18:02, Reply)

Only once I stopped fantasising about being killed live on TV in a stunt gone wrong

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 20:03, Reply)

Mr Blobby is British Shrek

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 23:34, Reply)

Mr Blobby can only say his own name; ergo, he is the British Pikachu.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 0:25, Reply)

Sore throat, cough, runny nose, lethargy
Defo AIDS
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:23, Reply)

Everybody talk about, pop methargy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:23, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu0lqVhnt9U
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:28, Reply)

You will be missed

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:41, Reply)

At least I won't have died of ignorance
That's a comfort
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:53, Reply)

That'll be a comfort to your loved ones
Me, I mean
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:55, Reply)

The Ward–Takahashi identity applies to correlation functions in momentum space, which do not necessarily have all their external momenta on-shell hon?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 15:52, Reply)

Too personal?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:25, Reply)

much

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:54, Reply)

I'm full of pork and have to go to work

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 15:54, Reply)

I'm full of gnome and have to stay at home.

( .Yeti., Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:17, Reply)

I'm full of Bean and have to stay at Sean

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:24, Reply)

I'm full of gin and I'm wanking in a bin

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:26, Reply)

I'm full of testicles so bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:29, Reply)

I'm full of Bonjela and being buggered with an umbrella

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:33, Reply)

I'm full of haddock and I'm frotting Fanny Cradock
her face when
"I've just drawn these eyebrows on, and I'm actually quite surprised by them"
Fanny appeared on television in 1955. Fanny.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 17:31, Reply)

Tranny Cradock more like

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 18:03, Reply)

To avoid breaching patient confidentiality,
I may or may not once have had to shout this name in a crowded pharmacy.

My tutor at the time told me afterwards that it's pronounced "smiley", once he stopped laughing.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 19:59, Reply)

Did someone pork you or did you pork yourself?

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 17:56, Reply)

Belly pork
I ate too much 😫
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 17:59, Reply)

Just do a sick then until you have eaten the right amount.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 18:01, Reply)

thoughts and prayers m8

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:14, Reply)

AND the overground is suspended
It's well smeg
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:26, Reply)

suspended wombling free
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:30, Reply)

suspended above the underground you mean? isn't that normal?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 17:29, Reply)

Sit down and tell me all about it and we'll have a look at what I can do to help.
Haha not really, fuck right off
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 17:55, Reply)

terrible
fabulous
( vladimir, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 21:01, Reply)

it's the same picture

( vladimir, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 21:01, Reply)

That's what she said!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Jun 2025, 21:03, Reply)

:)))

( vladimir, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 21:07, Reply)