Musk in a furry suit you say??
The hat is wrong but the rest adds up.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:14, archived)

Why has he got a bulging crotch? :(
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smokey_Bear#/media/File:Smokey_Bear_sign_at_Mulholland_entrance_to_Runyon_Canyon_Park,_Los_Angeles,_California,_USA.png
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:20, archived)

"Wildfires give me the fucking horn"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:21, archived)

"They only way to curb my tumescence is by whacking it with this shovel"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:27, archived)