b3ta.com/talk/8450041
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:28, Reply)

not really, hullo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:28, Reply)

nullo
maybe yours will catch on
(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 12:05, Reply)

Arrrrsenal

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:29, Reply)

It's now been three whole days since anything got popular paged.
Someone say something funny before I get upset.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:32, Reply)

It only takes two clicks to get on the 'popular lols' page

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:34, Reply)

Well that really highlights just how unfunny we're all being this week then.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:36, Reply)

George Went

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:37, Reply)

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:37, Reply)

Taking a break from all your worries sure would be permanent

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:50, Reply)

Sometimes you want to Went...

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:06, Reply)

Where everybody knows your name
BECAUSE IT'S ON A HEADSTONE
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:13, Reply)

you got your fucking click ok
the mental image of a stone propped up on the bar
b3ta.com/talk/8450261
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:15, Reply)

It only takes two lols to burn a thousand clicks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:37, Reply)

Alright, Kelly Jones, you complete cunt

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:40, Reply)

I'd like to see him try to burn a thousand trees with one match, the fucking prick

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 12:12, Reply)

Smokey Bear is a fascist by the way
manifesto
"Only you can prevent wildfires" - the victim-blaming starts here
Keir Starmer picked up his dry leaves for him
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:04, Reply)

I think I should be able to avoid starting wildfires myself, not sure if I have the power to prevent everyone/everything else from starting one though

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:52, Reply)

not with that attitude you won't

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:54, Reply)

I'm manifesting a burning forest right now

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:05, Reply)

minferno, maniforesting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:08, Reply)

Smokey Bear don't take kindly to that kind of talk

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:58, Reply)

"In 2022, 87% of wildfires were caused by humans."
Remember, #OnlyYou can prevent 87% of wildfires!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:08, Reply)

The aim is to get it to 100% of wildfires caused by humans, then we can prevent them all!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:10, Reply)

In all seriousness though,
Smokey Bear being a fascist is the only reasonable explanation for why DOGE didn't have him shot and stuffed.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:11, Reply)

Musk in a furry suit you say??
The hat is wrong but the rest adds up.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:14, Reply)

Why has he got a bulging crotch? :(
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smokey_Bear#/media/File:Smokey_Bear_sign_at_Mulholland_entrance_to_Runyon_Canyon_Park,_Los_Angeles,_California,_USA.png
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:20, Reply)

"Wildfires give me the fucking horn"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:21, Reply)

"They only way to curb my tumescence is by whacking it with this shovel"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:27, Reply)

Feels like a lot of responsibility but if Smokey Bear says I have to turn vigilante and start hunting down arsonists then who am I to argue?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 17:22, Reply)

What kind of crime using matches is often committed by pirates?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 19:01, Reply)

laaarrrrrrrrrceny

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 21:08, Reply)

fuck

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 23:45, Reply)

George Went

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:36, Reply)

George Still Going

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:38, Reply)

Up which orifice does a pirate prefer to be taken, roughly?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:39, Reply)

The japsAYE, MATEY

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 11:40, Reply)

You're taking that out of context
By "fuck off" I mean, 'shut up and stop posting shit on a moribund flebsite'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 12:20, Reply)

you still haven't answered the question :(

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 12:27, Reply)

There's a question?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 12:34, Reply)

I'm having a pint in the york tap
Last time I was here I met popular and funny poster plumdozer, wonder whatever happened to that guy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:24, Reply)

Tang

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:38, Reply)

Tee aitch what is going on

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:47, Reply)

Nothing but the rent, baby
You?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 13:58, Reply)

ain't nothing shaking but the leaves on the trees

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:00, Reply)

Smokey Bear is watching you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:05, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smokey_Bear#/media/File:Smokey_Bear_sign_at_Mulholland_entrance_to_Runyon_Canyon_Park,_Los_Angeles,_California,_USA.png
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 14:24, Reply)

paranoid, me?
he's loving it TDOB
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 19:02, Reply)

No way m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 15:29, Reply)

All the best people drink in the market cat these days

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 15:31, Reply)

surely not those waiting for trains

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 15:39, Reply)

Depends.
Is the bogstench in there still overwhelming?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 15:43, Reply)

I wasn't aware of it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 16:00, Reply)

wait does that mean it's me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 16:00, Reply)

If you stand at the bar at the station platform side you can usually smell the bogs
Not so much on the other two sides.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 16:05, Reply)

^ bog-sniffer

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 17:01, Reply)

Oh totally.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Jun 2025, 17:40, Reply)

Ah cha cha chaa

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 19:55, Reply)