Had the old bill round at midnight last night
Second time in two days, it seems our neighbour's been a naughty boy and they can't find him. I'm assuming his crimes go beyond 'not cutting back the jungle that passes for his garden, so that it overhangs ours, driving my wife mad' but I can't say for sure.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 9:29, archived)

She's a powerful woman, m8
She's no doubt pulled some strings. Dark, dark strings. Long story short, I'd get out there with the hedge trimmer, pronto
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 10:21, archived)

better had eh m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 10:24, archived)

That was me m8

( .Yeti., Sun 6 Jul 2025, 11:47, archived)

Must be a paedo.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 6 Jul 2025, 15:23, archived)