Mornings!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 7:32, archived)

Morning
Today is our 15th annual special day out, which includes arcades, a Chinese lunch buffet, candyfloss, ice cream, rock, prizes and possibly toddler puke.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 8:21, archived)

Today I am going to jog over to the next county and back
Hopefully no puke involved
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 9:13, archived)

Ook, ik leren Nederlands
Mijn neushoorn is geen olifant. Heeft u een glas kip, meneer? Nee, mijn kip is van zware vlees.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 9:16, archived)

niet zo heel erg goed, dat doe je niet

( MiseryCunt, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 10:06, archived)

shut up you Welsh pricks

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 10:54, archived)

kip is also slang for police
(I realize you won't believe that because I talk shit all the time)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 11:43, archived)

ja, maar voor de ouders alleen

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 12:27, archived)

dat klopt
i learned (some) dutch 40 years ago
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 12:39, archived)

Had the old bill round at midnight last night
Second time in two days, it seems our neighbour's been a naughty boy and they can't find him. I'm assuming his crimes go beyond 'not cutting back the jungle that passes for his garden, so that it overhangs ours, driving my wife mad' but I can't say for sure.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 9:29, archived)

She's a powerful woman, m8
She's no doubt pulled some strings. Dark, dark strings. Long story short, I'd get out there with the hedge trimmer, pronto
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 10:21, archived)

better had eh m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Jul 2025, 10:24, archived)

That was me m8

( .Yeti., Sun 6 Jul 2025, 11:47, archived)

Must be a paedo.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 6 Jul 2025, 15:23, archived)