Haha what do you mean you're at work? It's Saturday you massive spastic!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 12:45,
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Someone woke him up early with a panicked sounding voice.
OMG you're going to be late! Get up, get dressed, go go go!
So there he is, at work on a Saturday, like some sort of chump.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 12:49,
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oh MAN!
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 12:54,
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