Hi spacklord's, yes it's me, the smegmeister
Having a nice day? I'm at work but it's dead so really I'm getting paid to loaf about in the sun.

At some point this afternoon I will most likely crap on a coipu
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 12:25, archived)

or curl one out on a curlew

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 12:27, archived)

Haha what do you mean you're at work? It's Saturday you massive spastic!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 12:45, archived)

Someone woke him up early with a panicked sounding voice.
OMG you're going to be late! Get up, get dressed, go go go!

So there he is, at work on a Saturday, like some sort of chump.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 12:49, archived)

oh MAN!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 12:54, archived)

Hi Queef
I had a dream about you last night, I've not met you and have no idea what you look like, but the person in my dream was a dibbling spackmong so it must have been you! Love you bye x
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 12 Jul 2025, 12:50, archived)

that wasn't me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 12:53, archived)

"Dibbling"? What's "dibbling" precious?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 13:56, archived)

Dibbling??
You know, dibbling... around the edge of the foreskin!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 12 Jul 2025, 14:11, archived)

Pearly Penile Papules
turtle power
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 15:44, archived)

i'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and come in on saturday

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 13:53, archived)

I'm so hot and sweaty
My boobs are hydroplaning across my chest
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 15:24, archived)

pics or gtfo

(Planearm, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 17:50, archived)

Too hot for the shot

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 18:41, archived)