Morning
I know it doesn't go down well when I post the spam emails I get, so I'll just share a short quote from this latest one as it's the most batshit insane one in a while:

Neuroscientists found that this brainwave sits dormant in the brains of 99% of the American population. However, this brainwave attracts nonstop wealth to anyone who successfully activates it. For the last few centuries, those who’ve known about this brainwave relied on hours of meditation to activate it… But thanks to Dr. Winters’ “Money Song,” you can activate this brainwave…and start attracting wealth into your life in 7 seconds or less!
So far, over 18,366 Americans experienced the power of this money song:
Emma won $16,000 at the race tracks and bought a rental property that generates her $3-$4K a month -- after 3 days of listening to this “Money Song.” Michael’s business landed him 4 clients in 5 days after listening to the “Money Song” for a week straight.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 9:12, archived)

not reading that for fucks sake

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 9:14, archived)

Won't you at least listen to the song?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 9:42, archived)

If it was a Monkey Song I'd be on board.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 9:49, archived)

+n Arctic
+s
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 24 Jul 2025, 11:36, archived)

then how are you going to get 4 clients in 5 days?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 12:19, archived)

the usual way
on a street corner
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 15:59, archived)

the greatest power of them all, the brain power

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 11:21, archived)

^ MODS!! Ban this spam bot please

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 12:41, archived)

"Mods". Ha.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 12:45, archived)