My doctor told me to rub butter on my bad back. I went downhill fast after that.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 26 Jul 2025, 15:07, archived)

it reduces friction, me throttling you i mean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 17:52, archived)