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Hullo bumstain's
How's yer Saturday? Quiet at work here, pub and takeaway l8r

Not so bad

Also, and I can say with complete certainty, that at some point today I will gunt a gorilla
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 13:05, Reply)
Did my longest run since knackering my foot and felt good
Fooooood later and then I’ll be cornholing a capybara, standard weekend round here
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I'm still exercising even though my ankles/feet are fucked
Not sure if it's a good idea but inactivity seems to make them worse
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 13:46, Reply)
Yeah that’s my approach. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Until it kills you., but at least I won’t die a fat fuck
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just as an ankle fucker instead

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 15:26, Reply)
Shut your fucking face ankle fucker

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 26 Jul 2025, 16:38, Reply)
you're an ankle fucker i must say
you fucked your ankle yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 17:19, Reply)
^ big gay Ankle

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 26 Jul 2025, 17:25, Reply)
I've got a houseful of people
so I'm hiding in the shed.
But I can hear them from here :(
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 13:36, Reply)
move your shed further away from the house

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hahaha you IDIOT he likes the shed where it is, move the house duh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:37, Reply)
man what an IDIOT

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:45, Reply)
This is terrible bullying, I’m reporting you both to the mods so you get stepped for a week

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sorry all I heard there was 'I'm a bloody great IDIOT'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:59, Reply)
*gazzes Rob*

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That's stepping sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 15:42, Reply)
50p ban

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said the IDIOT

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 17:58, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 21:03, Reply)
I am at a cat show
My family likes cats so they have made me pay 40 quid to go and sit in a hall that stinks of cat piss
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 13:48, Reply)
Wow that really does sound turbo shit m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:34, Reply)
cat shit no less

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 23:42, Reply)
How much is it usually?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:38, Reply)
$1 😺

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Cat show?
Fucking stupid fucking cunt show more like
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 18:22, Reply)
Feline a bit grouchy?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 26 Jul 2025, 20:25, Reply)
Yeah a bit
I have no beef with cats, or cat lovers. I'm angry at something else, and I'm taking it out on this nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 23:36, Reply)
The mental has called 11 times so far today
And I've been to her house for 3 hours, which she can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 13:58, Reply)
Christ
Surely full time care must be needed by now
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:34, Reply)
for /chat users, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:39, Reply)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:45, Reply)
It is
But her daughter is the only one who gets to decide that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 17:26, Reply)
shame she still remembers your phone no.
what are the odds
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 15:27, Reply)
Well with these fancy new phones, you don't actually have to type in the number each time you want to call someone.
I've got one myself, in fact. It's mint, verging on reem.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 26 Jul 2025, 16:15, Reply)
i don't believe you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 16:48, Reply)
It's new memories she can't make
Things she knew 10 years ago, she can still remember
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 17:27, Reply)
I don’t remember calling you at all today…
Also please respect my pronouns of he/him.

(People that have to inform you of their pronouns should just identify as cunts)
(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 19:53, Reply)
SPUNK on my GUNT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:05, Reply)
k

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:46, Reply)

My doctor told me to rub butter on my bad back. I went downhill fast after that.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 26 Jul 2025, 15:07, Reply)
it reduces friction, me throttling you i mean

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 17:52, Reply)